WOW WOW WOW WOW
SO YESTERDAY I readjust my garments with 2 hands, putting my mobile on my car bonnet.......
after nether region hydrodynamics.....I forget the phone. 
With the help of google search and other saints praying I stagger dangerously in the dark up the A3 motorway from a layby , north to where Google says the mobile is, on the side of the road where there is absolutely no walkway and no bushes, But the advantage of darkness and a black phone was that nobody else would find it. That was the theory. But as I was explaining to my friends and only one of them is in this country,,,,,that is how rare thirdlevel is at the moment.......in fact something weird did happen . I will say more in a bit.
I tried communicating with people to get them to ring the phone when I was where Google said it was, however Indians and East Africans are 5 hours and 3 hous ahead and retiring when it was 8pm my time.
And Tim Elwell Music Tuition like me , doesn't have notifications on for messenger or else we would never get anything done.
So nobody was answering and helping by phoning.
But here's the amazing thing and the scary thing. I never installed the Google search phone app......nor the Samsung one.....but our latest software installs it without asking.
It is SO ACCURATE it can practically tell where the nearest dandelion plants are
It is SO ACCURATE it can practically tell where the nearest dandelion plants are.The phone was 4 miles from where I had put it on my bonnet. I didnt need my friends to wake up and call. There it was, absolutely precisely where Google said it was.
The phone was face down and had been driven over, So that is the first picture of the impressions of the stones, smashing through my screen under a car tire .
I bought the Samsung in Havant, Hampshire UK. They are open on Sundays. The man put on a new screen. The charging bit of the phone is attached to the front screen and was crushed, there was a fissure in the metal casing showing the immense pressure......
BUT HERE IS THE THING. THE BACK OF THE SAMSUNG WITH ALL THE REST OF THE PHONE WAS UNTOUCHED.
EVEN THOUGH DIRECTLY SQUASHED. WHAT KIND OF THING IS THAT?????? The second picture is not a new phone.....it's the same phone with a new screen, which means new metal front shell too.
But here'sthe weird thing I was explaining to Teresa Maggie D'souza. Seeing as Google is so accurate......why 2 hours earlier did it say my phone was in Valley Park Drive Clanfield at a precise
house which I remembered as 27.....(I swiped my screen and then google thought i might not be me....
then wanted 2 verifications.....AND THE SECOND WAS MY PHONE.)
( INSTALL AUTHENTICATOR APPS ON EVERYTHING YOU HAVE GOT INCLUDING YOUR CORNFLAKES}
So I had to work from memory. I had remembered wrong because this house had been empty for a year the neighbour told me.
Later, the mobile is in another place beside the A3, where it actually was. There was no case......and squashing it under a car does not remove cases.......so this is extremely suspicious.....as if thrown away in disgust.
SUMMARY
1. Dont ever put your phone on your car
2, Try Google Find or Samsung find......don't just buy a new phone
3. Install backups and Authenticators on every gadget. Backup important files......preferably NOT CLOUD reliance. Buy hardware. Or very powerful USB sticks.
