Men's Bible Study

Errrr....Phil Keaggy

Just not serious enough a Pioneer!

 


Our Founder's ministry began, turning water into wine. 
He was accused of being a drunkard often, mainly because he sometimes ate with such. 
According to records the first 120 or so members of His new church were found drunk.
We must apologise for our Leader.He was obviously inexperienced and didn't understand how serious religion is. 
Sadly He didn't take death that seriously walking out of his own tomb as a gardener.

The Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service".

from: Church Jokes

A construction worker applies for a job

This is definitely off topic, but it's so good I am repeating it here. Some of you may have seen the Facebook entry of this already. My son Ben found it. It's a classic.